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299 792 458 ms^−1 6.67384(80)10−11 mkg^−1s−2 6.626 069 57(29) 10^−34 Js 1.054 571 726(47) 10^−34 Js 4π 10^−7 NA^−2 = 1.256 637 061... 10^−6 NA^−2 8.854 187 817... 10^−12 Fm−1 376.730 313 461... Ω 8.987 551 787... 109 NmC^−2 1.602 176 565(35) 10^−19 C 9.274 009 68(20) 10^−24 JT^−1 7.748 091 7346(25) 10^−5 S 12 906.403 7217(42) Ω 4.835 978 70(11) 10^14 HzV−1 2.067 833 758(46) 10^−15 Wb 5.050 783 53(11) 10^−27 JT^−1 25 812.807 4434(84) Ω 5.291 772 1092(17) 10^−11 m 2.817 940 3267(27) 10^−15 m 9.109 382 91(40) 10^−31 kg 1.166 364(5) 10^−5 GeV^−2 7.297 352 5698(24) 10^−3 4.359 744 34(19) 10^−18 J 1.672 621 777(74) 10^−27 kg 3.636 947 5520(24) 10^−4 m s^−1 10 973 731.568 539(55) m^−1 6.652 458 734(13) 10^−29 m 0.2223(21) 1.660 538 921(73) 10^−27 kg 6.022 141 29(27) 10^23 mol^−1

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Marcus and the Bucket

Posted 09-20-2011 at 02:15 PM by Bullet Magnet
Updated 09-20-2011 at 02:41 PM by Bullet Magnet
I spent today scraping up moss and dirt from between bricks at my wonderful job. I did this on my own initiative since there wasn't much going on and no one gave me any specific work to do.

When my green bendy bucket was full I hefted it to the big bins to discard the contents. The weight shifted surprisingly, dragging my arm down and bashing it into the lip of the bin, deadening it. As the contents emptied suddenly, the bucket sprang up of its own volition, rotating about the handle in my hand and hit me in the face. I stumbled back, crashed into another bin and slumped to the floor. As I lay there, a single thought went through my mind over and over, with mounting horror each time. I just got beat up by a bucket.

How could this have happened?
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Sekto Springs's Avatar
This is what happens when you do work without being asked. The moral here: don't be a hero.
Posted 09-20-2011 at 10:10 PM by Sekto Springs Sekto Springs is offline

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MeechMunchie's Avatar
Invisible poltergeist.
Posted 09-20-2011 at 11:05 PM by MeechMunchie MeechMunchie is offline

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JennyGenesis's Avatar
Were you in Soviet Russia by any chance?

If so, the bucket was trying to empty you! Of your blood!
Posted 09-21-2011 at 12:41 AM by JennyGenesis JennyGenesis is offline

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Wil's Avatar
Don't worry, Marcus. I'll protect you from the nasty buckets.
Posted 09-21-2011 at 03:25 AM by Wil Wil is offline

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Nate's Avatar



EVIL!
Posted 09-21-2011 at 04:27 AM by Nate Nate is offline

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STM's Avatar
Wow, if you got outsmarted by a bucket you can't be as clever as you profess.
Posted 09-21-2011 at 07:19 AM by STM STM is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
I wasn't outsmarted, I was mugged. Joke's on the bucket, I have no money.

Hmm. My life kinda sucks right now.
Posted 09-21-2011 at 09:55 AM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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STM's Avatar
Just do some empirical formula, that always cheers me up when I'm feeling blue.

C6H12O6 There you go.
Posted 09-21-2011 at 10:03 AM by STM STM is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Hey, that does make me feel better. But which isomer is that?
Posted 09-21-2011 at 11:26 AM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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STM's Avatar
The hexose glucose of course.

It sure as hell wasn't going to be talose or scyllo-inositol. No one likes those guys.
Posted 09-21-2011 at 12:28 PM by STM STM is offline

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Sekto Springs's Avatar
You guys are dorks.
Posted 09-21-2011 at 12:41 PM by Sekto Springs Sekto Springs is offline

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STM's Avatar
NOOOOO!
Posted 09-21-2011 at 01:23 PM by STM STM is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Dork means penis.
Posted 09-21-2011 at 01:25 PM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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STM's Avatar
And we are men of science, we are not peni!
Posted 09-21-2011 at 01:28 PM by STM STM is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
The plural of penis is penises, dork.
Posted 09-21-2011 at 01:51 PM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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STM's Avatar
peni > penes + vaginae. It's rudimentary latin Old boy.

Go and look at some titration damn it.
Posted 09-21-2011 at 01:53 PM by STM STM is offline

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Bullet Magnet's Avatar
Oh, I'm gonna titrate yo ass. It's of Greek origin, genius. Also: this is English.
Posted 09-21-2011 at 02:43 PM by Bullet Magnet Bullet Magnet is offline

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Wings of Fire's Avatar
I remember when I used to think the plural of penis was penii.

I was really proud of it too.
Posted 09-21-2011 at 06:50 PM by Wings of Fire Wings of Fire is offline

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STM's Avatar
I never thought it I just forgot the s and couldn't be arsed to put it in, then made up a convoluted story as to why it was there.

And you most certainly will not titrate my arse! It won't fit into a burette.
Posted 09-22-2011 at 05:16 AM by STM STM is offline

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Splat's Avatar
Female hyenas have penises.

Earwigs have two penii.

I'm an English Lit student who watches QI. If it's phallic symbolism you're after, I'm your man!
Posted 09-23-2011 at 03:46 PM by Splat Splat is offline

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bullet Magnet
Dork means penis.
Sometimes when I'm an exceptionally witty mood I refer to Richard Dawkins as Dick Dork.
Posted 09-23-2011 at 05:13 PM by enchilado enchilado is offline

 

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