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Can you do me a favour?

Posted 10-02-2014 at 06:14 PM by Mac Sirloin
So about 18 months ago (give or take) I posted THIS: http://www.oddworldforums.net/showpo...7&postcount=21 in the 'What do you sound like?' thread. Its hosting has since expired but I was rather proud of it and I was hoping someone might have saved it and could re-upload? If not I'll record a fresh one to delight your ears and remind you I'm a handsome monsterperson.

Anyway, I cannot fucking stand the summer. Unhappy though I've been I can attribute the general melancholy...
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Loose Screws

Posted 08-31-2014 at 10:21 PM by Mac Sirloin
Updated 10-24-2014 at 10:21 AM by Mac Sirloin
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Apocalypse Meow (yes this is an entirely new blog)

Posted 08-02-2014 at 03:02 AM by Mac Sirloin
Updated 08-12-2014 at 08:01 PM by Mac Sirloin


I don't have the heart to kick STW's blog off for my trivial bullshit so here you go. Plus the prior blog kind of defeated the purpose of my initial point in writing said blog.

So I'm working dicks for hours. Figurative, literal in my face dicks. Video Stores are incredibly slow during the later spring/summer months, combined with our surplus of cheap...
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Hammerhead

Posted 07-30-2014 at 11:50 PM by Mac Sirloin
Updated 07-30-2014 at 11:54 PM by Mac Sirloin
I hate these faux-shlock movies. Sharknado and the like, trying to be exploitation films or bad 80's horror or whatever it is they're failing at. They're boring and stupid and if you like them you should invest in quality horror/monster movies instead.

What truly irritates me is that a whole generation of young filmmakes seem to have taken a cue from the string of horror-spoofs starting two decades ago to make yawn causing 'so bad it's good' films that simply don't try hard enough...
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doggening 2: fart harder

Posted 07-24-2014 at 05:38 PM by Mac Sirloin
I think that New and Tasty looks swell. butt(t)

I think New N Tasty is a stupid ass name

I think abe looks too cute when my dreams tell me abe is a terrifying disgusting rapist and don't close your eyes, don't close your eyes, don't close my eyes.

I think that one trailer with the really shitty song was probably the most unoddworldy thing they could've played. I understand this was in no way the fault of the people who actually made the game, but still,...
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...AND THE KITCHEN SINK

Posted 01-17-2014 at 08:43 PM by Mac Sirloin
Updated 10-24-2014 at 10:47 AM by Mac Sirloin
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That's the last turd out of you.

Posted 09-06-2013 at 04:49 PM by Mac Sirloin
Updated 10-24-2014 at 10:47 AM by Mac Sirloin
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I'm in love, fuckers

Posted 08-16-2013 at 09:12 AM by Mac Sirloin
I don't want to post too much about this here because I'm worried I'll jinx it, but I've hit it off with a friend of mine of a few years. She and I connected over a lot of stuff recently and we really have a strong chemistry. I always assumed school or a career or something would draw someone like this into my life but I just told her how I felt a week ago and she feels the same. I feel unbelievably happy. I so, so don't want to fuck this up. That's pretty much all that's been happening in my life...
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3 boxes, 1 chute

Posted 07-31-2013 at 09:34 AM by Mac Sirloin
I started a few new jobs.

The first is working with a developmentally disabled lad named Isaac for a few hours a day, just being a companion and attending him. I took him to see Pacific Rim but it was a bit too much and he got afraid so we played Outrun in the arcade for a bit.

Working with someone disabled has always been something I've been willing to do but never really sought the opportunity for. I was worried it would be just too far outside of my comfort zone,...
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Adventures in online dating 2: Man vs. Cock

Posted 07-21-2013 at 01:52 PM by Mac Sirloin


Back in grade 7 I would constantly get into fights with a girl we'll call Brandi. We were friends of friends in our downtime and occasionally played off of each other to very hilarious ends. Brandi was very cute (even then) but came from a very troubled home and we would essentially clash over whose origins were trashier. It wasn't until after she'd left for a different...
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