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Slowly and Surly....

Posted 09-02-2007 at 07:04 AM by Mac Sirloin
Updated 09-02-2007 at 07:09 AM by Mac Sirloin
I always went to the track meets at school.
You know, those things where they make you run and throw and jump all day because they can count it off as a field trip?
Well I've had it.
I went to every single one of those goddamn things, from grade 4-8, and hated it every time, but kept coming back.
You're probably thinking. "So what! Its excersize, suck it up." But thats the thing; I did, I put up with it four years straight, while all of my friends would just call in sick...
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Another article. I hate you.

Posted 08-31-2007 at 09:30 PM by Mac Sirloin
Updated 08-31-2007 at 10:14 PM by Mac Sirloin
Its been awhile since anyone made anything that doesn't make me want to decapitate Catholic School Children, and usually for all the right reasons. But when I heard a metal band say "Were serious about our metal" I just fucking snapped.

Not because I hate metal, I loves dat sheet, (After all, I did mention Infanticide.) but when someone actually considers Metal, or just about any other form of music 'serious'
they seem to miss the point.
I mean, if I told you that...
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Laser Beams are cooler than phasers.

Posted 08-30-2007 at 08:13 PM by Mac Sirloin
Jesus, I hate how everyone is always saying "Oh, my Phaser beat you! HAHA!"

And then there are those ASSHOLES who say PHAZER. As if.
Laser beams are cooler then Phasers because they are usually much, much more effective, have better colours, and totally come out of better weapons.

A Phaser comes out of something that looks like an electric shaver.
And why would a piece of superheated light beam have a 'stun' mode? suck it, Kurk.

If I didn't...
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