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I'm here to talk to you about your butt

Posted 12-14-2012 at 08:51 PM by Mac Sirloin
Updated 12-14-2012 at 11:00 PM by Mac Sirloin
(IF YOU ARE EATING DON'T READ THIS JUST FINISH YOUR MEAL, HUG A LOVED ONE AND THEN READ IT)
(In hindsight I poorobably shouldn't read health blogs after drinking)
Don't sit down.

Most, if not all of you are probably sitting down right now. You're getting your buns nice and comfy, grinding them against the fabric of your chair preparing to interpret whatever the hell message I've packed into this blog. Worry not, because it's a pretty clear message and I'll be repeating...
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Kill god, sick frags

Posted 12-01-2012 at 01:48 AM by Mac Sirloin
Updated 12-01-2012 at 02:42 AM by Mac Sirloin
dogshit in the snow.
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I guess I got a job (uh again for the 3rd time the revenge of)

Posted 10-29-2012 at 10:22 AM by Mac Sirloin
I got a job at another call centre. I start training which is a special way of saying corporate indoctrination at 4:30 PM and 'train' until 1:00AM. Kind of a shit shift, but it should only be for 3 weeks/as long as training lasts. I'll be working under a contract I worked for at another company, which will make this like 4 times more boring and insipid.

But a job's a job and I'm glad I have one. I don't know if I reported on my little adventure in Hamilton very much, so I'll do that...
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Entertainment News

Posted 10-01-2012 at 10:50 AM by Mac Sirloin
is neither news or entertainment.

Hi, I'm Mac Sirloin. I have this great habit of incessantly rereading my own posts when I genuinely have nothing better to do. I've realized that pretty much every blog I've typed up as of late has been angry bordering on verbose psychotic rages. So this is a happy blog. I want to start trying to recall more experiences based on the happy times I've had with people instead of dwelling on the (literally countless) rages I've flown into over nothing....
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Old habits die hard

Posted 09-09-2012 at 10:09 PM by Mac Sirloin
Here's some classic Mac Sirloin brand hateful bile. This is a letter to my sister, who invited me to Hamilton and then screamed me out of her home earlier today when I told her daughter (my niece) I was going to be moving out at the end of the week. For the sake of fairness I'd like to say I'd instigated this more somehow, but I surprisingly didn't. My sister is just as batshit insane as I am, except worse.
And to nip this in the bud, no, I didn't actually send this to her, but I need to...
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I beat up some dumb immigrant

Posted 09-03-2012 at 01:45 PM by Mac Sirloin
Riding the 2AM bus downtown sunday, skinny dude fucked up on something or other boards and sits down on a wheel well marked "unsafe do not sit." Driver stops bus, asks guy to sit in a seat or just stand in the aisle. Guy stands up, bus moves, sits down again. Driver stops the bus and asks him again, he ignores her. I stand up and ask him to take a seat so we can get a move on. He says he doesn't care. I tell him I don't give a shit if he doesn't care brilliant, if he sits down I will too. He grabs...
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Fuck Lorne.

Posted 09-01-2012 at 08:32 AM by Mac Sirloin
I have two far-leaning politically vocal people on facebook. One is Doug Tennapel; Christian, Republican, Chestertonian (fucksakes) but still an approachable, fairly friendly man. He's the guy responsible for Creature Tech and Earthworm Jim and a bunch of other things. I like Doug. I like his art, I like his stories, and I like his general positivity. Posts about his family a lot, very rarely boards a soapbox and when he does he can be just as crazy and inept as anyone else, but rarely is. Far as...
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this blog provided by speech to text on Android

Posted 08-24-2012 at 01:54 PM by Mac Sirloin
yeah that the Android thing capitalize to self
so I'm not actually working at a gigantic pile of burning tires much as I'd like to be. It's actually a warehouse, you know me industrial labor all the way. And basically what I do is just stopping to a big tractor trailer drag some tires of the big pile and then just check my do a pallet and some geek on a forklift pick some up.
it's kind of hard work, but it is insanely good exercise I feel so good when I come home and get that you'll...
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Mongrel members

Posted 08-20-2012 at 10:29 PM by Mac Sirloin
*loops thumbs into suspenders*
Looks like someone has some cleaning up to do around here. These kids are out of control, and some might need to be put down. There's only one mac for the job.
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PFF, MORE LIKE SMELLPHONES

Posted 07-31-2012 at 03:23 PM by Mac Sirloin
Updated 07-31-2012 at 03:28 PM by Mac Sirloin
I've been shopping around a bit because I'm on beautiful tasty welfare. Oooh, feels so good in my mouth. Aaaaah. Welfare. Not really shopping, but deciding on what's necessary and what isn't. I've concluded on having a Cellphone that doesn't actively try to lead me to an untimely end is a good idea. My current phone is a dumbphone with a dumb touch screen and a dumb headphones jack that doesn't appear anywhere else in technology. It's a LG Molesticutioner, can't say I recommend this phone. It is...
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