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The tales of Fortwind Multsplex

Posted 05-21-2011 at 03:58 AM by STM

"Whatever you do don't pester the men from up the stairs, they're not good people, their games not fair, it's just not cricket! They gather around the Mighty Spenchforth and wail at it with unprecedented anger... one of these days they'll dislocate their hexagons and then they'll be done for."

"The time is S32:kjae&, so we must go to work. Block city waits for no man and I can't lose my job at this time of year, not when it's so cold...
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Posted 05-16-2011 at 12:56 PM by STM
Updated 05-19-2011 at 12:14 PM by STM
Sorry I know I shouldn't post two blogs in one go but I need a little support...

Hysteria removed.
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Smoking is bad m'kay!

Posted 05-13-2011 at 02:46 PM by STM
I hate it and I hate how shit it tastes in my mouth, I will never smoke again. That is all.

P.S. Weed is bollocks.

P.P.S Drink is don and I am gladfully pissed. Yawy!
; )
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Forum History

Posted 05-05-2011 at 10:41 AM by STM
I was thinking about this two weeks ago but back then blog etiquette dictated I could not post another topic here, now my blogs have cleared I wanted to post it again, only I don't reckon it's worth a spot in OT.

Anyone care to inform me on OWF history, some of the interesting stuff, I look through archives but the stuff is shady. I wanted really to know about that big schism years ago and the glass asylum. Like why Abe Babe doesn't post any more and those original members.
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Dixanadu is weird and talks to himself!

Posted 04-29-2011 at 01:51 PM by STM
Updated 04-29-2011 at 01:54 PM by STM
>_< !

Also he said Max is better than Nate!

I'm such a shit stirrer aren't I!
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I drawd sum art on my laptawp.

Posted 04-22-2011 at 11:08 AM by STM

Shall I do some more?

Also you get a bonus point if you can work out were the inspiration comes from!
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Dateless =(

Posted 04-16-2011 at 09:20 AM by STM
Oh boy,
Well it seems I'm dateless to the prom, I sort of knew this would happen since I heard about the prom last year. I know that people are going to say, 'go ask someone you dumb fuck' but I'm so shy it's unreal. Ah well, it would be worse if my friends had dates but they don't either, apart from one. Which brings up the question, have I surrounded myself with rejects for five years? Gah fuck it who cares, always next year...and then university. Bleh, I dunno why I'm...
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It seems we all have facebook

Posted 04-04-2011 at 11:49 AM by STM
Updated 01-04-2018 at 10:53 AM by STM
So y'all add me y'hear!


OMG what have I done?

On a side note is Amnesia: The Dark Descent worth buying?

Oh and also it was my birthday on the 29th! Yey! Now it's get an invalid carriage.
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The death of an Empire

Posted 03-24-2011 at 11:36 AM by STM
I know I have written a blog in close proximity to this one but I have to write this rant so that I don't commit hari kiri. Also I am going to write it like a story because it is that bad, it deserved a poetic close.

I make my way up the my colony fresh in mind a unusually happy. A cold chill blows as the easterly wind flaps at the mesh covering my face from the calculating attacks of my bees. Past the remains of the old orchard and behind the shed are two bastions against the rain,...
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My RPG game part the second.

Posted 03-21-2011 at 11:06 AM by STM
Well my last blog was about my amazing splendiferous game I was making and I have sort of decided upon a medium. An interactive novel with elements of RPG and dungeon crawling. So I have to create a gaming system before I do the story line.

But I have a few good ones, so which do you think is best?

+ Post apocalyptic fiction
+ Futuristic gang warfare
+ Steampunk/ fantasy

Maybe I'll just splurge them all together? What...
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