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Lord Vhazen tries to connect to a new router

Posted 04-22-2017 at 09:36 PM by Lord Vhazen
Updated 04-22-2017 at 09:39 PM by Lord Vhazen
le user: hi mr ISP I want to see why my computer can't see router r u blocking new hardware?

[12 minutes of telling machine who I am]

...

[talking to machine about what kind of problem I have]

le machine: hello okay is plug in?

le user: yes

le machine: hello okay is positive green or blue light for computer-modem?

le user: yes but no internet can still see modem thru router for some reason tho

le machine: hello okay is plug in?

le user: yes

le machine: hello okay is positive green or blue light for computer-modem?

le user: yes but no internet can still see modem thru router for some reason tho

le machine: hello okay is plug in?

le user: yes

le machine: hello okay is positive green or blue light for computer-modem?

le user: yes but no internet can still see modem thru router for some reason tho

[15 minutes of reminding machine who I am again and what kind of problem I have before confirming I don't have a solution]

...

[finally gets forwarded to actual human being]

le user: yes i cannot solution plz i want to know why cant see new router

le woman: lel oki is plug in?

le user: yes

le woman: lel oki is positive connect green or blue light?

le user: yes cannot internet tho

le woman: lel oki can compooter see modem?

le user: yes

le woman: lel oki can compooter internet when plugged directly in to our ONE SINGLE modem port?

le user: yes works but need router for more plug in cost money please see

le woman: lel oki can see router tho?

le user: no

le woman: lel oki can see router when modem plug and compooter plug in router?

le user: no cannot router technically but for some reason see modem when thru router but no internet still

le woman: lel oki is modem plug?

le user: yes

le woman: lel oki is router plug?

le user: yes

le woman: lel oki is positive green or blue light?

le user: yes

le woman: lel oki now turn off compooter

le user: okay off

le woman: lel oki now click reset button on modem

le user: okay reset

le woman: lel oki now plug off modem

le user: okay unplug

le woman: lel oki now click reset button on router when red

le user: okay reset

le woman: lel oki now plug off router

le user: okay unplug

le woman: lel oki now modem plug again

le user: okay on

le woman: lel oki now plug router again

le user: okay on

le woman: lel oki now router to modem

le user: okay plug on

le woman: lel oki now router modem

le user: okay plug together

le woman: lel oki now compooter power more

le user: okay on

le woman: lel oki now router compooter

le user: okay plug

le woman: lel oki can router now?

le user: no cannot router technically but for some reason see modem when thru router but no internet still

le woman: lel oki is plug in?

le user: yes

le woman: lel oki is positive connect green or blue light?

le user: yes cannot internet tho

le woman: lel oki can compooter see modem?

le user: yes

le woman: lel oki can compooter internet when plugged directly in to our ONE SINGLE modem port?

le user: yes works but need router for more plug in cost money please see

le woman: lel oki can see router tho?

le user: no

le woman: lel oki can see router when modem plug and compooter plug in router?

le user: no cannot router technically but for some reason see modem when thru router but no internet still

le woman: lel oki is modem plug?

le user: yes

le woman: lel oki is router plug?

le user: yes

le woman: lel oki is positive green or blue light?

le user: yes

le woman: lel oki now turn off compooter

le user: okay off

le woman: lel oki now click reset button on modem

le user: okay reset

le woman: lel oki now plug off modem

le user: okay unplug

le woman: lel oki now click reset button on router when red

le user: okay reset

le woman: lel oki now plug off router

le user: okay unplug

le woman: lel oki now modem plug again

le user: okay on

le woman: lel oki now plug router again

le user: okay on

le woman: lel oki now router to modem

le user: okay plug on

le woman: lel oki now router modem

le user: okay plug together

le woman: lel oki now compooter power more

le user: okay on

le woman: lel oki now router compooter

le user: okay plug

le woman: lel oki can router now?

le user: no cannot router technically but for some reason see modem when thru router but no internet still

le woman: lel oki is plug in?

le user: yes

le woman: lel oki is positive connect green or blue light?

le user: yes cannot internet tho

le woman: lel oki can compooter see modem?

le user: yes

le woman: lel oki can compooter internet when plugged directly in to our ONE SINGLE modem port?

le user: yes works but need router for more plug in cost money please see

le woman: lel oki can see router tho?

le user: no

le woman: lel oki can see router when modem plug and compooter plug in router?

le user: no cannot router technically but for some reason see modem when thru router but no internet still

le woman: lel oki is modem plug?

le user: yes

le woman: lel oki is router plug?

le user: yes

le woman: lel oki is positive green or blue light?

le user: yes

le woman: lel oki now turn off compooter

le user: okay off

le woman: lel oki now click reset button on modem

le user: okay reset

le woman: lel oki now plug off modem

le user: okay unplug

le woman: lel oki now click reset button on router when red

le user: okay reset

le woman: lel oki now plug off router

le user: okay unplug

le woman: lel oki now modem plug again

le user: okay on

le woman: lel oki now plug router again

le user: okay on

le woman: lel oki now router to modem

le user: okay plug on

le woman: lel oki now router modem

le user: okay plug together

le woman: lel oki now compooter power more

le user: okay on

le woman: lel oki now router compooter

le user: okay plug

le woman: lel oki can router now?

le user: no cannot router technically but for some reason see modem when thru router but no internet still

le woman: lel oki is plug in?

le user: yes

le woman: lel oki is positive connect green or blue light?

le user: yes cannot internet tho

le woman: lel oki can compooter see modem?

le user: yes

le woman: lel oki can compooter internet when plugged directly in to our ONE SINGLE modem port?

le user: yes works but need router for more plug in cost money please see

le woman: lel oki can see router tho?

le user: no

le woman: lel oki can see router when modem plug and compooter plug in router?

le user: no cannot router technically but for some reason see modem when thru router but no internet still

le woman: lel oki is modem plug?

le user: yes

le woman: lel oki is router plug?

le user: yes

le woman: lel oki is positive green or blue light?

le user: yes

le woman: lel oki now turn off compooter

le user: okay off

le woman: lel oki now click reset button on modem

le user: okay reset

le woman: lel oki now plug off modem

le user: okay unplug

le woman: lel oki now click reset button on router when red

le user: okay reset

le woman: lel oki now plug off router

le user: okay unplug

le woman: lel oki now modem plug again

le user: okay on

le woman: lel oki now plug router again

le user: okay on

le woman: lel oki now router to modem

le user: okay plug on

le woman: lel oki now router modem

le user: okay plug together

le woman: lel oki now compooter power more

le user: okay on

le woman: lel oki now router compooter

le user: okay plug

le woman: lel oki can router now?

le user: no cannot router technically but for some reason see modem when thru router but no internet still

le woman: lel oki think router should call buy new cannot internet fix

le user: y tho

le woman: not enough try smart

le user: okay....

le woman: lel oki can plug directly to modem?

le user: yes but want router

le woman: lel oki get router but now modem until next

le user: okay...

le woman: lel oki have nice daylight

le user: I wish you were dead.

le woman: lel oki me too okai BAI :U

le end
Total Comments 8

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Varrok's Avatar
The rat's family came back and chewed through the internet cable, while you weren't looking. Revenge!
Posted 04-23-2017 at 01:05 AM by Varrok Varrok is online now

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Phylum's Avatar
> using "le" in 2017
> un-ironically???
> mfw
Posted 04-23-2017 at 03:52 PM by Phylum Phylum is offline

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STM's Avatar
Posted 04-24-2017 at 12:30 PM by STM STM is offline
Updated 04-24-2017 at 12:38 PM by STM

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FennecFyre's Avatar
lel oki
Posted 04-24-2017 at 08:55 PM by FennecFyre FennecFyre is offline

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Havoc's Avatar
You're a disgusting waste of bandwidth.
Posted 04-25-2017 at 02:18 AM by Havoc Havoc is offline

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Nepsotic's Avatar
I mean say what you want, but vhazens blogs are still always the most interesting whenever they pop up. They're still not interesting but the competition isn't exactly strong, except from when I post, of course.
Posted 04-25-2017 at 03:28 AM by Nepsotic Nepsotic is offline

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Vlam's Avatar
What about "Big Blog Fridays"?
Posted 04-25-2017 at 04:29 AM by Vlam Vlam is offline

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Nepsotic's Avatar
It's WCW
Posted 04-25-2017 at 07:03 AM by Nepsotic Nepsotic is offline

 




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