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Don't you hate it when people post obnoxious text at the top of their blog and you have to scroll past it every time you want to read what they've posted? Man, I really hate that.
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AT LAST, SIR TERRY...

Posted 03-12-2015 at 11:31 AM by Splat
Updated 03-13-2015 at 02:59 AM by Splat
Great A'tuin
Havelock Vetinari
Lady Margoletta
Esme Weatherwax
Gytha Ogg
Magrat Garlick
Agnes Nitt
Miss Tick
Tiffany Aching
Susan Sto Helit
Time
Death of Rats
The Amazing Maurice
(His Educated Rodents)
(And Keith, the stupid-looking kid)
Gaspode the Wonder Dog
Lu Tze
Sam Vimes
Fred Colon
Nobby Nobbs
Carrot Ironfoundersson
Angua
Those babies they...
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Hedgehoggious Poggious

Posted 05-06-2014 at 01:31 AM by Splat
Updated 05-06-2014 at 05:51 AM by Splat
Quote:
Do you wana pop out and buy some sugar and stuff at some point today tomorrow or fri?? I think we need sugar and coffee and pick up some squash too also check the teabags. I can get it all Fri if its easier!
Quote:
Originally Posted by me
Iíll see what the weather is doing. If itís like it is today, Iíll be staying inside.

Preferably hiding under some coats (no idea why Ė possibly channelling my inner hedgehog).
Quote:
Some days I wish I were a hedgehog.

Write me a poem about
...
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I am employment!

Posted 07-22-2013 at 02:30 PM by Splat
I'mma gonna be an admin apprentice with the NHS! Been searching for a long-term job for about 2 and a half years in which time I've been employed for about two months, so this is awesome! An apprenticeship is exciting 'cus no one will give you a proper job if you don't have experience.

So yes, I'm very pleased. I start on the 12th of August.
Gonna miss all my free time though. Still gotta squeeze planning D&D sessions into my weeks.
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Top 5 Best Things About Doors

Posted 05-20-2013 at 04:17 PM by Splat
5. Good for aiding with temperature regulation in your house. Open 'em when it's hot. Close 'em when it's cold. Works well in tandem with windows (and you're less likely to forget to close them when you go out).

4. Provide privacy when you don't want casual passers-by to see you... working.

3. A good door-slam is a nice way to add punctuation to an argument. Much better than a beaded curtain.

2. Good for slowing the spread of fires through buildings....
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A Dream I had Last Night

Posted 05-10-2013 at 01:11 AM by Splat
Updated 05-10-2013 at 01:22 AM by Splat
While I was having this dream, it was very cold in my room, which kept me hovering near the edge of consciousness - which is probably why i remember this so clearly.



I was in a maze with someone; I think it was my youngest sister, only she's older than me and I got the impression this person with me was a child, so maybe in the dream I was a child, too; she's only a year and a half older than me so we grew up playing together, sharing a room until she reached about...
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Insurance and Viruses

Posted 05-01-2013 at 02:49 PM by Splat
Updated 05-01-2013 at 02:52 PM by Splat
So last month the 3-year cover on my laptop expired; I was getting letters asking if I'd like to cover it for another year but as the price was over £70 I decided not to.

So naturally my laptop now won't recognise any CDs placed inside of it, be they music, DVDs or games. Tried Microsoft's online solution which didn't fix (or even register) the problem. Leaves me at a loss.

On a lighter note, I think this has more to do with me being unlucky than with dodgy insurance;...
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1963

Posted 01-02-2013 at 02:57 AM by Splat
Updated 01-02-2013 at 04:25 AM by Splat
November 1963 was one of the most important months in (fairly) recent history. On Friday the 22nd of November, John F Kennedy, President of America was assassinated while travelling though Dallas, Texas.
But overshadowing that completely was the fact that the following day, the first ever episode of Doctor Who was released, which of course completely changed the world; Doctor Who is the longest running science fiction series in history, putting anything those yanks have produced to shame....
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A Public Anniversary Message to Everybody

Posted 10-13-2012 at 02:15 AM by Splat
Ladies, gentlemen, thugs and hooligans, it is now (frighteningly) ten years to the day since I joined this esteemed forum! Thatís right; ten years!
Ten years of fun, and joy, and laughter, and rage, and humiliation, and angst. Iíve made friends! Iíve made enemies! Iíve made mild acquaintances! I even got stalked for a short while by Wil! (And you thought I didn't notice!)

So thank you one and all for making these 4427 posts, these 3653 days, and this 2012 rep (ya stingy misers),...
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New Modem

Posted 09-05-2012 at 01:21 PM by Splat
Suddenly, internet speed!

Yes, after many years of Old Modem, now there's New Modem! Our internet has got increasingly worse for a while now so recently Mum rang up our provider and complained; their response was to inform us that we're due a new modem, which they're required to provide but only if we ask in the right place (the right place was reached through their automated phone service, but suspiciously was not titled 'If you're due the new modem we promised but aren't keen to...
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Christmas Begins Today!

Posted 08-28-2012 at 01:45 PM by Splat
I always say that Christmas begins the first day I see an advert for it.

Today it was a trailer for a Christmas-related film that I saw in the cinema and didn't absorb the name of.

Also, I saw Brave! It's exactly my kind of film; I loved it! <3 fairy tales.

So anyway, Merry Christmas, all. (Sorry it's late - last year Christmas started in May.)
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