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Drama queen. I hate literally everything. April Ludgate is my spirit animal.

[Edit 13 Oct 2017] I just realized how edgy my blog description is but it's funny so I'll leave it there lmao
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confession

Posted 01-31-2018 at 07:37 AM by FrustratedAssassin
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the...
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Command line browsers

Posted 10-12-2017 at 02:56 PM by FrustratedAssassin
I'm posting this from a command line brwser and I can't believe I've never done this before it's great


I even have multiple lines to type posts in.
I'll post a screenshot from a normal browser after I post this
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Mass Effect 3

Posted 03-12-2017 at 04:02 AM by FrustratedAssassin
I finally finished Mass Effect 3, five years later after I actually bought it.

That's a lie. I alt-F4'd right before the ending. Fuck this. I had five years to decide what I want to do at the end and I'm still not ok with either of the endings.

Destroy is mass genocide, synthesis is incredibly creepy and control is... stupid I guess, it's the okay-est of them all but who's to say Shepard won't get corrupted by the power.

Just fuck this. And yes I know...
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apology for poor english

Posted 12-10-2016 at 03:17 PM by FrustratedAssassin
when were you when odworldn form dies?

i was sat at home eating shitpost stew when nate ring

'form is kill'

'no'
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hi

Posted 07-19-2016 at 10:29 AM by FrustratedAssassin
hi
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delete forum pls

Posted 07-01-2016 at 02:57 PM by FrustratedAssassin
thx that was all
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I hate myself/this forum

Posted 05-17-2016 at 05:39 AM by FrustratedAssassin


love me pls
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I found a Varrok

Posted 03-01-2016 at 10:39 AM by FrustratedAssassin
Updated 03-01-2016 at 11:15 AM by FrustratedAssassin


It's a pretty big Varrok
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Remix OS

Posted 02-23-2016 at 11:08 AM by FrustratedAssassin
So today I read an article on The Verge about this cool thing called Remix OS. It's basically Android x86 with a really pretty UI.

Me being an aspiring UI designer of course I had to install it. I did so on my laptop. I always use my laptop for this kind of thing and I find setting up OSes fun for some reason. Also I'm at my parents' so even if I wanted to use my desktop I couldn't have because it's 700km away.

And then I ran into some problems.

Problem...
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This is a thing that just happened.

Posted 01-11-2016 at 08:49 AM by FrustratedAssassin
Clickbait title yay also I had no idea how to name the post because this is literally a thing that just happened.

I was playing GTA Online right now and I heard someone knocking on my door. I thought it was the landlady coming to ask for money or something but it was actually two old ladies from a local church.

They wanted me to sign a petition against gay marriage. In a country that has no gay marriage. They're doing this just to show LGBT supporters here that the...
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