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o canada

Posted 07-01-2017 at 12:42 PM by Mac Sirloin
oh canada
Our gorish tainted land
Truly pale and gone, with all the sun's demands;
This growing harsh, we seethe eyes
I'm stalwart-gaunt for thee,
For all our lies,
Gore-ious and cheap,
O Canada we eat a grand of lard for theeeeee
god creep our land...with glowey lucious weed!
O canada we eat a grand of lard for thee

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A GRAND OF...
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The last blog you expected

Posted 02-23-2017 at 07:25 PM by Mac Sirloin
Updated 02-23-2017 at 10:16 PM by Mac Sirloin
So I said something horrible, hateful and untrue to some guy because he kept making retarded jokes, vaguely directed at my mother.

To be precise I said "Well at least my mother doesn't live in (his country) and have to worry about radical (abrahamic religion) raping her to death."

What an awful thing to say.

All those 'egalitarian' posts, straight down the crapper. Not really. But straight down the crapper. Oh, woe.
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After a long stupid...
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I've had enough of 6 effing AM

Posted 10-31-2016 at 09:22 PM by Mac Sirloin
I've been up until at least 7AM for two days in a row. I know I'm no recordholder here, but I'm pissed because it's 100% happening again tonight.

On saturday, I was drinking, last night, I was reading comics. Tonight I'm drinking again.

My friend made home made khalua/irish coffee. It's 1AM now and we have a little under half the bottle done.

And I'm sitting here, coughing up this blog while my friend tries to get my attention and enjoy the quality...
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24th Birthday Blog Spectacular

Posted 03-19-2016 at 05:17 AM by Mac Sirloin
Updated 03-19-2016 at 05:20 AM by Mac Sirloin


Well, I'm 24 years old. Over the last week I've been thinking that this feels more significant than my 23rd birthday, but I couldn't quite put my finger on why.

A year ago, I'm not even sure what I was doing. I was probably stoned, unemployed and remarkably bitter. I still hadn't quite figured out what direction I wanted to take my life, and I...
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Insulting Children

Posted 03-07-2016 at 10:27 AM by Mac Sirloin
Updated 03-07-2016 at 11:17 AM by Mac Sirloin
I saw Tim Heidecker and Neil Hamburger perform at The Opera House theatre in Toronto over the weekend. It was phenomenal, they're both incredibly funny. I'm not sure how into alternate Comedy many of you are, but they are both masters of the craft. It was a great show, and I recommend any American and Canadian readers to pick up a ticket if you're interested. Its an experience.

My sister treated me to this as a sort of early birthday present. She also caught wind of the fact that...
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What a jerk

Posted 10-08-2015 at 03:19 PM by Mac Sirloin
Updated 10-08-2015 at 03:23 PM by Mac Sirloin
There was a fire drill on campus today. A classmate and I were trying to get some monotonous computer coursework done, really simple, powerpoint level stuff. Anyway, halfway through it we're forced outside for twenty minutes. No big deal, fresh air is better than the farty atmosphere of the Computer Lounge.

A circle of nursing students had gathered and were doing dumb exercises. I wandered over to join in, mostly curious, and I was singled out by this attractive leprechaun of a woman,...
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I'm really annoyed with my friend/Blah blah blah Islam

Posted 09-28-2015 at 06:10 PM by Mac Sirloin
Updated 10-12-2015 at 06:33 PM by Mac Sirloin
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DICK MOVE

Posted 08-29-2015 at 09:49 PM by Mac Sirloin
For the last 3 years something irrevocably stupid and emotionally scarring has happened to me during each summer. Usually avoidable, and inevitably partially culpable by yours truly, I've avoided letting such things happen. I've been successful, it's been a boring but content summer for me. All indicators are sweatily indicating I'll be heading to college in thr fall for the study of "Anything but full time factory labour oh please oh god".

My life is on track, but you better...
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Just Add Water

Posted 06-06-2015 at 07:30 AM by Mac Sirloin
Updated 06-06-2015 at 07:32 AM by Mac Sirloin


I've been playing the Oddworld games again. I've never articulated just how fucking crazy I was about this series I was when I was a kid. It's an easily (and perhaps appropriately) forgotten fact that the reason I signed up for OWF in the first place was to show off my totally-rad self insertion fanfiction, about some Mudokon with long black hair and telekinetic...
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Sunny Side Up

Posted 05-19-2015 at 08:48 AM by Mac Sirloin
Updated 05-19-2015 at 09:01 AM by Mac Sirloin

I'm trying to have a more positive attitude lately. This can be tough when you've made a big part of your personality being critical and judgy on a fairly petty level. I've been through what some people have described as a dark place, that's accurate. I can see it, feeling that I'm beginning to leave it behind, taking up a lot of my time over the last few years. ...
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