my step-grandmother lives in a house on her own, does her own gardening, washing, shopping, dog-walking. she can drive, too. very independent. she regularly has visits from friends and family, has held many a little party, doesn't drink or smoke and is generally a lovely person to know.

my step-grandmother has given up. for the past month or so, she's been in the elderly section of a mental home. she hasn't eaten or drunk anything for days, nurses regularly try to coax her into drinking...

i don't think this place has been very active lately. what about bringing back one of those forum games? like insulting the previous person's post or whatever. for once, i thought i'd actually ask first.

anyone got any ideas? i'm bored shitless and ITS EVERYONE'S FAULT. i tried wanking and going outdoors, but you can only do that for so long. although wanking whilst outdoors might bring different results.

ANYWAY YEAH WHAT TO DO YOU WANKERS

EDIT: shit....

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this is nowhere near as jovial as it may sound. its actually quite depressing, but it was so poignant to me (probably due to my own unhealthy lifestyle), that i wanted to share it.

just like i thought, i've been reduced to a 4-day week. i don't think i've mentioned it here before, but i work in a factory down the road. i try and help out agriculture wise, but my main income is this at the moment.

anyway, i now have a day free, which isn't good due to pay cut, so i joined...

Stepfather's been made redundant, we have precisely £17 to live on for the next 6 weeks unless we borrow money. we borrowed some off my step-grandmother to keep us going, if this situation doesn't get any better we will be having bailiffs around the house. they'll most likely take the car, or my laptop and most of the electrical items we own.

if that happens i will have to continue to pay off this laptop even though i won't even own it any more, therefore it would have been totally...

had an unexpected day off due to mix up and essentially over-staffing, so i've just been dicking around all day, drinking tea and coffee with about 7 sugars in each. got karaoke on at my local now, every Thursday, so that should be stupidly amusing.

anyway went on Omegle and acted immature. didn't help that i was drinking incredibly sugary drinks. what fun it was. for me, anyway.

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now use this space to troll or something.

after being locked out of my online banking account doodar wotsit cuntface due to a silly little error that wouldn't have even occurred if they didn't bombard me with a torrent of questions asking whether i'd like to try their latest money-maker so i can know how much is in my account whilst taking a shit on the karzy by simply rubbing my left earlobe 3 times, i was told to phone a certain number to sort the error out.

i phoned it and was simply overmotherfuckingjoyed to realise i...

woke up at around 9 in the morning to realise it was mothers day, and then soon realised i had fuck all. seeing as i was heavily intoxicated the night before, i was still a little 'tripsy' and decided to try and zoom down the shops without anyone finding out.

walked in the kitchen to find my mother making a cuppa, so i looked sheepish and greeted. she went back upstairs and i snuck out. got to the shops and saw that the one shop that sells cards and shit was bloody shut, and this...

long story short i got a call from one of my uncles a few moments ago saying my grandmother is going to be staying in hospital from tonight onwards indefinitely. prescribed an 'emergency' prescription, and after further examination they reckon it could be a bad chest infection or pneumonia. which it probably is pneumonia seeing as she has had to deal with it numerous times before, in hospital.

so anyway, i've got to clear my head for this because i always get stressed and worry when...