Varrokski was on Shayde the elum. He began to stop running. They were currently in the desert, near Necrum Mines.
-Are you lost, Shayde?
Shayde stopped completely. Varrokski figured out what was the problem:
-Oh, no... You've never played Abe's Exoddus, do you?
A potoo was watching them.
-Damn... Wait a minute. Is that Abe leading all 300 muds across the desert?!
A new threat appeared. The mudokon of eastern Mudos was in fact a Mudovampire! I could notice his fangs. I was pointing my gun at him. Scrabaniac the oktigi knew he was in danger. He was giving a persuasive speech:
-Albino, you're not a recolored slig. Punkcrash, you could become a Big-Bro slig. Nepstock, don't you want the freedom of barking? I can make it happen. FAsescu, I could put an end to the speciesism ideology.
We were all convinced. Havok the grubb started to talk:
-You see, he can give us hopes! We are searching for a Vykker who could cure him.
Punkcrash immediately responds:
-Sure, we know one. Follow us.
We were all heading back to the city. I was bored. I began by asking:
-Well how come Abe was able to possess at the beginning of Oddysee?
-The whole point is that Abe is the only slave who has that power.
-Yeah, I always figured it was just because Abe was getting "better at it" in one way or another, and was able to possess more creatures as a result.
-Mudokons aren't aware that they can chant. Abe only finds out he can chant in Monsaic lines.
-But canonically Abe rescues every Mudokon in RuptureFarms. How can he do that if he didnít know how to chant until after he escaped?
-Or, you know, the gameplay could not be canonical, because it's a game and merely a way of representing of a story.
-That's such a stupid way of looking at it. If the gameplay isn't canonical, then what the fuck is? I don't even really understand your point. Are you saying the game isn't canonical to itself?
-Apologies for all the swearz. Long day...
The wall appears to be finished, unlike the wall skin! We saw a Mudokon of eastern Mudos. He was pretty effeminate. While dancing, he said:
-ЄДНІСТЬ це любов!
Punkcrash shot him. FAsescu was shocked. He said:
-But all he said was "UNITY is love"!
A Mudokon wearing sunglasses was furious. He seems to be the one in charge. What happened to STW? He yelled at us:
-ALLAHU VLAMBAR! Punkcrash and Nepstock are my mortal enemies! Lier like this Punkcrash deserve anything but poopy poop on his hands. Nepstock, lier and racist who pretends to be always very 100% right at things! Both of you are in dire need of soul. Got get them, germichlgboulg and ravkarorgeforg!
End of chapter 5.