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A: Enough to burn all these annoying wannabe tree chucks!!!!

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*takes out a pipe, a pair of thick glasses and sits on a velvet coated chair*

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A: A loincloth and a sheep tied to your head.

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faster then light travel


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16 thats including the sixty million legs that are chaseing it down the street.


Do you want to be chased by a brown garbage bag on a street in New York City under an orange Street light at night or do you prefer white garbage bags?
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A. Well, I'd rather be chassed by a green bag under a blue streetlight, but what can ya do?

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A. its an evolved member of the species.

B. how's yo' mama?
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A. She's on her death bed, but thanx for asking!

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A: cuz Harry Potter kills Mickey Mouse under the tree, while buying coconuts.

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A. Cause he killed someone to get it! Shh, dont tell anyone.

Q. Why does Barbera Striesand have such an ugly face?

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A.Barbara is messed and it's diet is as follows:
1.stuffed yes
2.people who say "walter subchack"


Q.Why does eddy act like a F**KIN' A**HOLE
while Ed rides the cluckball in the form of
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rolf has seen the meatball!


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A. because jimmy likes the man cock.

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it would paint them purple

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A: Then I'd wanna know how the assassin found that one out and congratulate him for saving the world.

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A. Make a organic XBOX that plays only Barney and Sesemy Street games, so it's useless!

Q.Who lives in a pineapple under the toolbox?

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A. pineapple man lives in pineapples,
but the toolbox ran away, since i sceamed
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a1. M3 15 73H W007M31573RS? H0LY FUNK!

a2 the square root of TEH MATRIX!

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A1. PI=3+2-1Axy!

A2.Satrix?

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because the others told him to pluck off!

Who did John J. Wissenhiemer date in a fish tank?
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A. that prostitute I hired.

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A: No they would ne called Mrs, and mr. Boobka alka

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A: then i'd say "you just F*** THE H*** UP!!!"


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I would say "OOPS OUT OF ROOM!

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXY and Z what happened to the P?
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