Whilst Sydney was busy having a cigarette on the H.M.S OWForums Pilot sneaked up behind her, grabbed her legs and heaved her overboard, cackling manically. He then distributed a message across the tannoy saying how "We have to move forward" and other crap about Aliens. Upon realising what had happened, many of the members mutinised back, going "MY GOD!! EVIL BEAST!!" but eventually they realised they couldn't win...and jumped overboard.
Sydney and co then decided to make a Pirate vessel of their own, and it sailed gloriously under the Sun, living by their own rules. But sadly, some unknown sea beast took ahold of the ship and damaged it sufficiently. They did, however, manage to escape. Sydney knew the damages to the ship were bad though, and so destroyed the G-Asylum and merrily sank with it to the abyss...
Other members then scrambled to a smaller ship called the Stonage-R where they still reside today, living by their own rules and revelling in chaos. Some have created their own minature vessels, however, and sail the rough seas of T'internet with amazing courage.
Since then Pilot "MYSTERIOUSLY" *Looks across at certain forumers* disappeared off the ship H.M.S OWForums, and Abebabe and Alcar took charge, picking up new people as they went along.
Now, all of a sudden Sydney has dragged herself up from the depths of the sea to claim her rightful seat in the Captains quarters...*Dramatic cresendo*
America: So soaked in Religion its seething with Sin.
"In Heaven all the interesting people are missing" - Friedrich Nietzsche
"America is the most grandiose experiment the world has seen, but, I am afraid, it is not going to be a success." - Sigmund Freud