Originally Posted by OANST
That was actually pretty cool.
I would love to see a good, gritty HL2 movie.
I would not. Half Life fucking sucks. I mean, come on, the protagonist's name is Gordon Freeman
? Oh, Free-Man. I get it. Because the game is played in a totalitarian setting.
That and the mindless "Look at our physics engine. No, seriously, look at it!
" puzzles that occur every twenty minutes are boring.
So, by default, the movie would be a boring piece of turd [yes, piece of turd. Not even a whole turd. Just a piece] full of physics and stupid puns.
Unless they got Morgan Freeman to play Dog. And Dog talked. Like Morgan Freeman. Then I'd see it.