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Old 07-20-2008, 09:18 AM
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EDIT: Okay. Its become apparent that the video isn't going to download. Thats what I get for trying to upload it on Dial-up.
*shakes fist*
So i'll write it out instead! This shouldn't be a problem, because the video had no sound and was just words and pictures, only more like a slideshow. Its more tedious having to upload all the pictures seperately, but hey, at least it'll upload.
Don't expect me to write more. This was sort of a spontanious thing. I wrote it cuz' I was bored.

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Hello, and welcome to...


MOOSH'S IN-DEPTH GUIDE ON WHAT TO DO IF YOU ARE SPONTANIOUSLY LAUNCHED INTO THE LAND OF ODDWORLD AND WANT TO SURVIVE LONGER THAN TEN MINUTES!

Today we will be discussing;

-Some helpful tips on not getting killed on Oddworld,
-The do’s and don’t’s of how to interact with your favorite characters,
-And how to start up a conversation without sounding like a moron!

And this will explain how YOU, the VIEWER


can obtain proper Oddworld etiquette.

The first lesson in our WHIMSICAL LEARNING ADVENTURE is how not to get killed on Oddworld. Moosh has kindly drawn a diagram to help you understand what she is teaching you.




Holy shit.


Okay, so let me explain it a little better.
Sligs will shoot you.
Vykkers will chop you up into pieces.
Fleeches will... well, it looks as though the fleech in that picture is humping some guys' head, so we'll just leave it at that. Avoid fleeches.
Glukkons can't do much so they'll just stand there.
And beware unexplained explosions.



Next on our FANTASTIC JOURNEY OF INTUITION;
The do's and don't's of interacting with your favorite characters!
The important thing to remember when finding your favorite character is to REMAIN CALM. You'll gain nothing out of scaring the crap out of your object of hero-worship.
Moosh will now show you how NOT to interact with a character. In this case, just an intern. Because interns are sexy.

















INTERN RAEP IS NOT OKAY.

Anyway, here's how our pal Moosh should act.









This explains so much.
But at least the intern in the first scenario is feeling better.








Now, next on our FANTASTICAL EXPEDITION OF KNOWLEDGE;
How to have a simple conversation without sounding like a moron!
Now, its very likely that you'll run into some Oddworld natives on your journey. And if you do, you'll have to talk to them. Using Stranger as our target, Moosh will show you how to have a proper conversation.























Oh my God. Moosh needs to be exterminated from the planet, LIKE NAOW

Well, i'm afraid we've run out of time. I hope you've learned lots on the fantasticalrific program. Tune in next time to learn even more stuff!




*CREDIT TIEM*

Written by Moosh
Drawn by Moosh
Special affects by Moosh
...everything was by Moosh.

All Oddworld characters belong to Oddworld, except for those interns. They were officially




OWNED.

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Old 07-21-2008, 10:54 AM
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This sounds cool.

I hope you get that video up and running soon.
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Old 07-23-2008, 01:55 AM
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Yeah, I hope I do too. >> I finished it days ago but my computer won't let me upload it.
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Old 07-23-2008, 07:21 AM
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Computers can be your best friend but they can also have a darkside!.....And won't let you do stuff.

I hope it'll let you upload soon cause I wanna see it!
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Old 07-23-2008, 07:59 AM
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Computers are like... A cowardly freind. They'll help you when you confront them, but when you're down they leave you after a quick kick in the face.

I want to see that video.
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Old 07-23-2008, 12:17 PM
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Alright, i've given up on the video. =D
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Old 07-24-2008, 12:36 AM
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Alright, i've given up on the video. =D
How dare thee.

But the picture one was funny anyway.
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lol twas funny. Om nom nom fuzzle.
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It may just be that it's friday and I'm hyped up on sugar but that was really funny! I loled big time. I hope you do more!
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Don't tell anyone guys, but once did intern rape...

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Lol! Rolf! Lmao! Lmfao!
It was PRICELESS!
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