AlexFili - Birthday Notification
Dear Mr. Fili,
I am writing to notify you that your birthday has been observed and is currently under review by the forums. We will further notify you once consenus has been reached on which emotional state we should prefer to materialise for yourself on this occasion.
I table the motion that the preferred emotional state should be contentedness, the languid cousin of happiness and the comparitively dull second cousin of ecstasy.
A man walks into a zoo. There's nothing there but one dog. It was a shih-tzu.