You search your TRUSTY SACKTCHEL and find a COLLECTION OF STONES AND PEBBLES. You're not sure what you could do with these but it's always nice to keep stock of one's inventory. You place the COLLECTION OF STONES AND PEBBLES back into the first slot of your TRUSTY SACKTCHEL as the ground is once again looming closer, and you'd hate to lose them. You've heard tales of some Muds who have six slots in their TRUSTY SACKTCHEL, but you are a humble two slot Mud.
You're not sure why you'd consider pelting the poor bird, but the concept of rapidly becoming desensitised to your own death is as good an incentive as any. You pull a ROCK from your COLLECTION OF STONES AND PEBBLES out of your TRUSTY SACKTCHEL and decide to throw it. Clearly this is a collection only fit for stones and pebbles, no ordinary ROCK should be amongst this artisan COLLECTION OF STONES AND PEBBLES so you're pleased to be rid of it.
It appears as though you're killing two birds with one ROCK.
After falling for what has felt like just over three days, you decide that if you're ever going to get rid of this pesky ROCK then you're going to have to act with a bit more haste. You ready the ROCK and take aim at the hapless creature.
As you let free the ROCK ready to hit the ground once more, you find yourself filled with rage. How dare this ROCK sully your COLLECTION OF STONES AND PEBBLES for so long? Why is that bird just sitting there doing nothing to help? Why didn't you check your COLLECTION OF STONES AND PEBBLES sooner? This ROCK has really made you quite upset.
The ROCK is discarded from the COLLECTION OF STONES AND PEBBLES in your TRUSTY SACKTCHEL.