Ladies and Gentlegluks, Boys and Gabbits,
I am pleased to announce that this day heralds the opening of one of the most anticipated features of fandalism of the modern era. After month's in secret development and enough final tweaking for even the most prim and proper of safety inspectors, OddBlog is finally opening its door for the general public.
That's you lot.
I know I've been annoyingly teasing you all with my signature, but 'twas all leading up to something real and tangible - something I can assure you The Oddworld Encyclopaedia will one day be - and here it is, readily awaiting its first non VIP visitor.
Members of the online Oddworld fan community, Max and Xav proudly present OddBlog - bringing you true bijoux of news